What is your favorite MATLAB related spam email?

Sean de Wolski asked on 28 Mar 2011
Latest activity: Comment by Andrew Newell on 28 Mar 2011

I received this one this weekend that has to take the cake for me:

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Subject: i need your help

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Hi,

How can I enhance neural network using genetic

Best Regards,

-----------------<Name> PhD IT Candidate

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Andrew Newell on 28 Mar 2011

Why just email? Some of the posts to MATLAB Answers look just like this.

Andrew Newell on 28 Mar 2011

Brevity is the soul of wit!

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    Matt Fig answered on 28 Mar 2011

    Sir,

    Please consider that problem.

    a) Write a Matlab function that produces a fourth-order accurate Lagrange interpolation f4 (x) for a function f in the point x , given the points x0 , x1 , x2 , x3 , x4 and the values f(x0 ), f(x1 ), f(x2 ), f(x3 ), f(x4 ) .

    b) Given f(?1/2 ) = ?1, f(?1/6 ) = ?1/2 , f(0) = 0, f(1/6) =1/2 , f(1/2 ) =1, show that these values indicate that f could be an odd function. Use your Matlab function to find the fourth-order interpolation at x=1/3 and the fourth-order extrapolation at x =1. Would the extrapolation be accurate (explain)? "

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    Matt Tearle on 28 Mar 2011

    And did you consider it?

    Sean de Wolski on 28 Mar 2011

    That wasn't at all nostalgic from your undergrad days?!?!

    Matt Fig on 28 Mar 2011

    @Matt
    No, I didn't. I at least want "Hello" and "plz." Also, the sender did not say that it was "Urgnt," and the message lacked the obligatory minimum of 5 exclamation points to motivate me.

    @Sean de
    Nostalgic? Yes. Inspiring? No.

    Sean de Wolski on 28 Mar 2011

    Does highlighted in red allow for few exclamation points?

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