cold_chat

function cold_chat
M=[1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12];
idx=randperm(numel(M));
H = M(idx(1));
if ((H > 1) && (H <= 2));
    disp('Umm...Hi')
else if ((H > 2) && (H <= 3));
        disp('Hello to you too!')
    else if ((H > 3) && (H <= 4));
            disp('I am just your computer. I would say hi back, but it would mean nothing.')
        else if ((H > 4) && (H <= 5));
                disp('It is a cold world. Do not say hi anymore.')
            else if ((H > 5) && (H <= 6));
                    disp('Stop talking to me! Leave me alone!')
                else if ((H > 6) && (H <= 7));
                        disp('Yeah, uh, maybe you should get back to work.')
                    else if ((H > 7) && (H <= 8));
                            disp('You talk too much.')
                        else if ((H > 8) && (H <= 9));
                                disp('You are starting to piss me off.')
                            else if ((H > 9) && (H <= 10));
                                    disp('You are wasting your time talking to me.')
                                else if ((H > 10) && (H <=11));
                                        disp('Get your sorry ass back on task.')
                                    else if ((H > 11) && (H <= 12));
                                            disp('Hi, I know what kind of websites you have been viewing....')
                                        else disp('Why are you talking to me? I am just MATLAB.')
                                        end
                                    end
                                end
                            end
                        end
                    end
                end
            end 
        end
    end
end
end