This function convolves two very large vectors very quickly. Enormous gains in speed are due to the use of two fft's and an ifft. To find out how to use this program, put it in you 'work' folder and type "help fconv".
This function normalizes the output, which I did not want. Commenting out the last line in the script took care of that (the program is only 10 or 15 lines long). After that, this generated output that is identical to the native conv() function, and did it orders of magnitude faster. Thanks! =)