# Hump-day puzzler.

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Matt Fig on 16 Feb 2011
If you have seen this before, please let others figure it out!
if (BLANK)
disp('I Love ')
else
disp('MATLAB')
end
What can replace BLANK to get the print-out (exactly): I Love MATLAB
How many solutions are there? For extra pride (or pain), how long did it take you to get it?
Matt Fig on 18 Feb 2011
Cool! Thanks for the heads up, Ned.

Walter Roberson on 16 Feb 2011
~fprintf('I Love ')
Solved in... a small number of seconds.
Andrew Newell on 24 Feb 2011
In case that is not clear: >>n = fprintf('I Love ') prints 'I Love ' to the standard output and returns a value of 7 for n. In the command "if (~fprintf('I Love '))" the if statement sees ~n (which is zero, or false) and your command window sees 'I Love ' because it is by default the standard output.

Kenneth Eaton on 16 Feb 2011
true) fprintf('I Love '); end; if (false
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Matt Fig on 16 Feb 2011
My hat's off to you, Sir Eaton!

Kenneth Eaton on 16 Feb 2011
In response to Andrew's extra challenge for a solution in which BLANK returns true, here's an absolutely insane one:
function output = BLANK
disp('I Love MATLAB'); % Display the output
% the caller workspace
output = true; % Return true
end
function shadow_disp(~) % This will be immediately invoked by the
evalin('caller','clear disp'); % next call to DISP in the caller
% workspace. It displays nothing, but it
end % unshadows DISP in the caller workspace
It will also work the same way if it returns false. ;)
Walter Roberson on 16 Feb 2011
I like it!

Jan on 16 Feb 2011
This prints the wanted string, but not in this Matlab:
if (system('matlab -r "disp(''I Love MATLAB'')" &'))
disp('I Love ')
else
disp('MATLAB')
end
Matt Fig on 17 Feb 2011
Now that is dirty! Yet original. Nice work!

David Young on 17 Feb 2011
If you can read very quickly:
[fprintf('I love MATLAB') regexp('x', '(?@quit)')]

Jonathan on 18 Feb 2011
fprintf('I love MATLAB')) return%
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Matt Fig on 18 Feb 2011
Indeed!

Andrew Newell on 16 Feb 2011
This version outputs it in red!
~fprintf(2,'I love ')
Matt Fig on 16 Feb 2011
Now that is cool!

Jan on 17 Feb 2011
With a free interpretation of "print-out":
if (text(0.5, 0.5, 'I Love MATLAB'))
disp('I Love ')
else
disp('MATLAB')
end
I simply ignore the orphaned "I Love " - who cares about junk in the command window, if there is a fancy GUI.
Ah, "print-out" means most likely a print-out:
if ({axes('Visible', 'off'); text(0.5, 0.5, 'I Love MATLAB'); print})
disp('I Love ')
else
disp('MATLAB')
end
I admit, Matlab complains about too many output arguments for PRINT in Matlab 6.5 and about a not assigned VARARGOUT in Matrlab 2009a. But the actual print-out is clean.
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Matt Fig on 17 Feb 2011
The orphaned "I Love " can be avoided by putting:
& error
(or similar) after the call to TEXT.

Walter Roberson on 16 Feb 2011
Corrected as per Matt's note about output arguments:
function TF = BLANK
disp('I Love MATLAB');
quit
end
Major time waste: trying to find a way to execute return or quit or break or exit or dbstop in an expression context to avoid having to use a named function.
David Young on 17 Feb 2011
Time has been wasted: you can use regexp to execute quit in an expression. See my answer below (or above, as the case may be).

Matt Fig on 16 Feb 2011
A variation on Walter's theme. Though I am not sure how different this is from just calling FPRINT in the conditional, and it is not really used to replace BLANK....
function TF = BLANK
fprintf('%s','I Love ');
TF = false;
end

Walter Roberson on 16 Feb 2011
Perhaps someone might be able to get this approach to work properly:
evalc('fwrite(1,''I Love MATLAB''),quit')
The evalc() works, the quit happens, but the text is not displayed. Adding in an fseek(1,0,0) should in theory force a flush but it doesn't, not even if you add a pause() statement to give time for execution. Though now that I think of it, that might be because the output is being captured by the evalc().
eval() alone cannot process the "quit" portion: it complains about unexpected matlab expression.
Jan on 16 Feb 2011
if ({fprintf('I Love MATLAB\n'), evalc('keyboard')}), ...

Andrew Newell on 16 Feb 2011
A variation on Kenneth's answer that prints the message to the left of the prompt:
true) fprintf('I Love MATLAB'); end; return; if (false

Walter Roberson on 16 Feb 2011
function output = BLANK
output = true;
end
disp([S 'MATLAB']);
evalin('caller','clear disp');
end
This has the difference of using what is passed to the disp()
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Jan on 17 Feb 2011
@Walter: This does not "replace BLANK", but *defines* it.

Walter Roberson on 16 Feb 2011
Andrew:
To exercise the entire if/else block, put the test in named file and execute it, with BLANK set to BLANK(mfilename) . BLANK.m would have a persistent variable; if the persistent variable is empty, then set the variable to something, evalc() the mfile whose name was passed in, fwrite(1) the string returned by evalc, and return false . If the persistent variable is not empty, then set it empty and return true .
The mfile would start executing, would call BLANK, which would set its internal flag and recurse the mfile. The second call to BLANK would detect the flag being set and would return true (no recursion), so that recursed call would display the "I Love " and then exit the recursion. Now back at the first level, BLANK has captured the "I Love " and displays it suppressing the newline, and returns false, so the non-recursed mfile executes the else, printing out the "MATLAB" and exiting.
Andrew Newell on 16 Feb 2011
Whew! If we are allowed to call this code from outside, then a simpler approach could be used (see my separate post).

Andrew Newell on 16 Feb 2011
If we are allowed to save the if/else block to a file (say LoveMatlab.m), then this code could exercise both parts of the block:
BLANK=true;
S = evalc('LoveMatlab');
BLANK=false;
T = evalc('LoveMatlab');
disp([S(1:end-1),T])
Walter Roberson on 16 Feb 2011
I don't feel that this fits within the spirit of the question, that the code structure shown should be what is executed and somehow that causes the desired action.

David Young on 17 Feb 2011
Assuming that execution time isn't a concern, and, please, no typing while the code is running:
[fprintf('I love MATLAB') input('')]

Nikolay Chumerin on 19 Feb 2011
My version#1 is:
true), [char(8*ones(1,8)) 'I Love MATLAB'], return%
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Nikolay Chumerin on 19 Feb 2011
Hmm... on my system (Matlab 2009b 32bit, on Win7x86) it works.

Nikolay Chumerin on 19 Feb 2011
My version#2 is:
isunix), a=12; else a=8*ones(1,8); end; [char(a) 'I Love MATLAB'], return %
works on Matlab 2007b, 2009b, Linux x64 as well as on Matlab 2009b on Win7x86 and Matlab 2010b on WinXPx86.